BREAK-DOWN

My "blog" is a whore. I'm sorry. Cruelly. Comedically. Sorry. And...I'm the pimp. "PHAT LOVE & the thin girl" is FUNNY. You should see it! Over and over again. PHAT LOVE & the thin girl returns to Chatham on January 17, 2009. Buy tickets HERE.

My car collapsed on Friday morning. Have you heard about my emotional attachment to my car and her creator? If you have, then you already know...the raw reminders of what was...the sickening yearning to re-connect. Help me. No, never mind. I can do this. I CAN. Truthfully, the pain feels quieter. The break-down of my car came to reinforce that I don't need the addiction to chaos.I don't need LOVE/HATE, LOVE/HATE, LOVE/HATE. It was sufficating my huge capacity for the light...and I am grateful. For the message in the bottle...the billboard...the nudge...the abandonment...the solitude.

Through some sort of random indiscretion, I hear this: SHE DESERVES IT!

(Oh yeah? What???? What do I deserve???)

Love. Happiness. Friendship. Connection. Kindness. Compassion. Respect. Change. Evolution. Success. Beauty.

WHAT? A broken down car? WHAT? REALLY? IS that all you got?
Please.

Peace, Love and burning the past whilst tying a string around my finger.
xoT.

THE NEXT PHAT SHOW!

CHATHAM CULTURAL CENTRE
- studio one

SATURDAY, JANUARY 17, 2009

2pm & 8pm

Tickets: $15

Box Office: 519-354-8338
Toll Free: 1-866-807-7770


Peace, Love and Stocking Stuffers!
xoT.

PHAT REVIEWS...

Hey Kids!

I am still in the midst of booking performances here and there and everywhere...and am trying to soup up my promotional materials.

Wondering first of all if I can use your name attached to a quote----if you could send me a line or 2 of what you thought about the show...that would be super swell....like for example:

I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS!
~Tara Duffy

Peace, Love and more Phat Love!
xoT.