Thursday, December 25, 2008

BREAK-DOWN

My "blog" is a whore. I'm sorry. Cruelly. Comedically. Sorry. And...I'm the pimp. "PHAT LOVE & the thin girl" is FUNNY. You should see it! Over and over again. PHAT LOVE & the thin girl returns to Chatham on January 17, 2009. Buy tickets HERE.

My car collapsed on Friday morning. Have you heard about my emotional attachment to my car and her creator? If you have, then you already know...the raw reminders of what was...the sickening yearning to re-connect. Help me. No, never mind. I can do this. I CAN. Truthfully, the pain feels quieter. The break-down of my car came to reinforce that I don't need the addiction to chaos.I don't need LOVE/HATE, LOVE/HATE, LOVE/HATE. It was sufficating my huge capacity for the light...and I am grateful. For the message in the bottle...the billboard...the nudge...the abandonment...the solitude.

Through some sort of random indiscretion, I hear this: SHE DESERVES IT!

(Oh yeah? What???? What do I deserve???)

Love. Happiness. Friendship. Connection. Kindness. Compassion. Respect. Change. Evolution. Success. Beauty.

WHAT? A broken down car? WHAT? REALLY? IS that all you got?
Please.

Peace, Love and burning the past whilst tying a string around my finger.
xoT.

Monday, December 1, 2008

THE NEXT PHAT SHOW!

CHATHAM CULTURAL CENTRE
- studio one


SATURDAY, JANUARY 17, 2009

2pm & 8pm

Tickets: $15

Box Office: 519-354-8338
Toll Free: 1-866-807-7770


Peace, Love and Stocking Stuffers!
xoT.

PHAT REVIEWS...

Hey Kids!

I am still in the midst of booking performances here and there and everywhere...and am trying to soup up my promotional materials.

Wondering first of all if I can use your name attached to a quote----if you could send me a line or 2 of what you thought about the show...that would be super swell....like for example:

I laughed, I cried, it was better than CATS!
~Tara Duffy

Peace, Love and more Phat Love!
xoT.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Phat News For YOU!


On Saturday, October 4th "PHAT LOVE & the thin girl" performed a SOLD-OUT show at the ROCKHEAD PUB in Windsor, Ontario. Truck-loads of thanks to everyone who came out to support!!! We hope to visit Windsor again very soon!!! Special thanks to Kathy Culver who organized, promoted and put up with ME.....MEH!

The next show is in TORONTO (home of the PHAT GIRL) on Saturday, November 22nd at Clinton's Tavern in the back room. You really need to be there. NEED. (Even the word sounds 'needy'...errr something...) Anywhosers here's the 411:


Date:
Saturday, November 22nd, 2008
Time:
3:00pm
Location:
Clinton's Tavern (Back Room)
Street:
693 Bloor Street W (between Christie & Bathurst)
Admission:
$15 @ the door


If you've seen the show and you LIKED it, or rather LOVED it, tell all your friends and come again. If you haven't seen the show...what are you waiting for? No really...WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? (Jennifer Love-Hewitt style in 'I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER'...)

So, stay after the show for eats and drinks and me...MEH!

Peace, Love and what ARE you waiting for???
xoT.

Friday, August 29, 2008

Back by POPULAR demand! PHAT LOVE & the thin girl....THE TOUR BABY!

I am so excited!!! I am booking shows for the fall and the new year...

The first one that is written in STONE is with the Chatham Cultural Centre. There will be a matinee performance at 2pm and an evening performance at 8pm in Studio One on...

SATURDAY, JANUARY 17th, 2009!

BE THERE!

Peace, Love and the PHAT LOVE TOUR!!!!!!!!
xoT.

Monday, August 11, 2008

"PHAT LOVE & the thin girl" is coming to CHATHAM for ONE NIGHT ONLY - Don't miss it!

PHAT LOVE & the thin girl
written & performed by TARA DUFFY
directed by CYNTHIA ROSE

CHATHAM CULTURAL CENTRE - Studio 1
Tuesday August 26th, 2008
8pm

Cash Bar - 7pm - 8pm

Tickets - $ 12.00

You can purchase tickets online HERE

Peace, Love and ONE NIGHT ONLY....BE THERE!
xoT.

Friday, May 30, 2008