A Poem by "Emo-Porn Star"!

I am so sad.
It's like (porn) for me.
Sometimes / all of the time...
I read my journals over and over in order to cry.

I am so (emo).
I can't say words in their entirety.
Much like the future generation.
Like "emotional" is just TOO long of a word to say.

I am so funny.
That I provoke much use of (lol).
Lonely Or Lost?
This device has been helpful for morons who don't know what to say.

I am so lost.
I need a short-cut from conversation - (BRB).
Bring Rhonda's Booze.
Who the bleep is Rhonda and WHY is she just giving booze away?

I am so lazy.
pre-tense is just an extra added feature.
I'm still in my "(vay-kay)" mode...
and I can't say the whole word or it would lose it's effect.

I am so numb.
(WTF)???
Who's The Freak?
Where's Waldo when you need him?

I am so bored.
And that makes me unable to spell!
It's (re-dick)!
(LOLOLOLOLOL)---Dick who?

I am so fake.
(O-M-G)!
I tell everyone they are my (BFF)!
People listen better when they sense that you like them...

I am so tired.
Being a famous (emo-porn) star is draining...
But I love that everyone knows my (411)!
Current Status: Ecdysiast-ic!!! (LOL)

I am so lonely.
Here's the (sitch):
I have Myspace, Facebook and E-blogger...
(FTW)! Well, the real one anyhow...(LOL)

Peace, Love and Flushing out the Character (please post any potential story-lines or vernaculars that "Emo-Porn Star" might be partial to...)
xoT.