Facebook Anonymous?

I am certainly NOT going to knock Facebook when I am clearly in the middle of a love affair with it---- but seriously folks----the groups are ridiculous!

So, I log on to the home page and see one of my friend's pictures with the heading: "My eyes are so wicked and NO, they are not contacts!" So I click on the picture while thinking to myself, wow, that's a pretty bold statement to make about yourself! But when I get to the page I realize that that is the NAME of the GROUP. So---let me get this straight--- all these women have seen the title and then thought, shit, MY eyes are wicked and NO, I don't wear contacts!!! Then they get out their digital camera---take a picture of their EYES and post it----all for the sake of the group's "growth".....uh-huh! True story! Why would I lie?

Peace, Love and Tara has left the group "my eyes are so wicked and No, they are not contacts!"
xoT.

Need More Sleep

Well here it is --- Monday morning...I slept well and I am ready to rock the week.

Disclaimer---Disclaimer---Disclaimer:

I have an amazing capacity for teenage drama. I enter a classroom with buckets full of energy and feigned patience. However, when I am deprived of sleep----WATCH OUT SCOUT!!!

So I must admit that when the grade 9 class that I taught on Friday turned off the lights and started screaming like idiots---I wondered why I CHOSE this career path...

So I turn on the lights and give my rap about how this isn't elementary school anymore...and this one grade 9 girl keeps talking over top of me---and guess what? I'm the boss....and I'm freaking tired!!!! So yah---she pretty much got the brunt of the Duffy-wrath. However, I am a big fan of the whole stare them down with that passive-aggressive pretend-patient "Ok, I'll just wait here until you are finished with needing SO MUCH ATTENTION..."

When out of the silence this girl yells:

"WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME SO DAMN HARD MISS??????"

Oh the answers that I would have loved to have given her...

but I am a professional, so I gently pointed out that I was staring at her 'so damn hard' because she was effing pissing the hell out me!!!

....KIDDING!!!

Peace, Love and I am a total sucker for inspiration so thank you Sammy P. for getting me back on the Blogging Wagon!
xoT.

GIRL COMIC, TRASH TALKER, TALE-SPINNER, LAUGH MAKER!!!

"Back to Me" and "Wellness" clearly displays my ability to tap into my superpowers of "bi-polar-reality"...(yep I just made that word up---but it's pretty easy to understand---yes?)

In two consecutive days I can say, and I quote..."I feel loveless..." and "I feel love"...

Are feelings of "love" overrated? Does one really feel "love"? Or is it in us to give (like blood)? Am I "love" all on my own? "I am love". (well go on, say it....) I AM LOVE. (Do you believe that?)

BLOG ON! (blog blog) BLOG OFF! (blog blog) BLOG ON, BLOG OFF!!! (blog blog) THE BLOGGER!!!

Peace, Love and Heck Yes that is MY NAME under the listing for April 4th (which is today...YIKES!)
xoT.

Wellness

I feel love on a loverly day for love.

And the World works in mysterious ways...

And last night WAS a full moon.

And it is well with my soul...

Peace, Love and When was the last time someone mooned you?
xoT.

Back to Me...

I lost myself...AGAIN.

Does anyone know if last night was a full moon?

I am mooning...

That still doesn't comfort me.

It's only temporary, I know that.

But still...it hurts.

The monotonous futility of trying to create happiness for someone else...I feel loveless on a lovely day for love.

I need to book some serious time with the mirror.

I am the Alpha-Female.
I am the Alpha-Female.
I am the Alpha-Female.

Peace, Love and I don't even have the desire to spin that into "FUNNY"!
xoT.