There's this teacher at work that I like to scare. She's always late for class and because I'm a 'life-long learner' and 'teaching is my passion' --- I want to teach her a lesson! So, I hide in the alcove of her doorway and when she comes up to unlock her door, I jump out at her and yell, MONSTER!!! And she just stares at me blank-face for what feels like 3 minutes - and then screams 'bloody-murder-style'!!! And that just made my day! It's not so much the scream that does it for me---it's the pregnant pause before the scream where the face is saying ---
*what the hell is happening to me right now??? Oh my gosh, I think I just wet myself...Holy...*
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!"
I know, right? I'm eleven-teen!!! And she gets freaked out super-easy--- so that just makes me want to scare her more...Like this one time, I made her go to this scary movie with me. And you know when the music gets all creepy and you KNOW that something is going to jump out at you? Well, she was so freaked out and was anticipating the moment so hard --- but then NOTHING actually happened----but she was so pent up that she screams anyways....And the guy next to her was all like, "AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" And the women next to him was all like, "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?????" And he was all like, "I DON'T KNOW, I CAN'T SIT NEXT TO HER!!!"(pointing at my friend)
....And I was all like, "GOOD TIMES FOLKS, GOOD TIMES!!!!(laughing AND pointing at my friend!!!)
Peace, Love and Scaredy-Cats!!!
xoT.
